Anyway...

Let's figure out this question...why am I attracted to Cantonese guys??? See...my co-worker...is BUTT UGLY...but there was something about him that I liked. I didn't like the way he looked...just the way he acted. I then find out that he's cantonese. BUT WHY CANTONESE GUYS??? What's my infatuation??? I think I figured it out. Not only are Hongkongnese boys cocky...but they have an air of arrogance that I LOVE. Pray that I don't drool all over Mr. MAN tomorrow. If you don't know who Mr. MAN is...just ask me and I'll tell you.

Question #2...Should I shower in the morning or at night? Pros and Cons... Showering at night...Pro? I get to sleep in a lil later. Con? I wake up with my hair all kinky and it takes forever to fix. Showering in the morning? Pro? I'm more awake. Con? I don't get enough sleep so I have less stamina throughout the day. HELP!!!

Question #3...I think I'm going to request $50,000 salary for Forbes. I'm really hesitant. My friend said that I should respond to the email along the lines of..."I would love to accept the offer, however, we need to discuss the salary. What is the starting salary?" Something like that...but of course...with much more thought so it doesn't sound like I was picking my butt while I was typing up the email.

Which brings me to my FOURTH point...I'm NEVER gonna be girly. It's just not in me. I give up on my New Year's Resolution to be less butch and more femme...it's NOT gonna happen. I had lunch with my cousin at my company yesterday...and she was all girly and giggly...and I was like...OMG...I could never be like that. Scratch that...I don't even wanna be like that.

Now I'm going to pose a next question...Why is it that I only get hit on by NASTY old men? BLEH!!! I was in the office today...and the phone guy comes in to fix our lines and everything...and he kept coming to my desk to talk to me. At first...I was like...oh...what a friendly man. Then he started flirting and asking me how old I was...and everytime I coughed...he would cough too. I was like...uhhh...is he MOCKING me? And he'd keep coming over and saying..."Oh...Jessica...you got me sick. I can't stop coughing." I don't know...it may not sound like he's flirting but ask me how he sounded like...and I'll imitate it for you...you'll definitely get the shivers. And NO...I KNOW what you're thinking...he's not a "muo shi guh ren" or a "hey ren". Translation for Lisa...He's not a "muh low" or a "huh guai". He's a middle aged Chink. BLEH BLEH BLEH~~~!!!

That's all for now. heh heh

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 7:35 PM