First of all...let me clarify before everyone who reads this thinks that I'm a huge perv. I wasn't sitting there, blatantly watching anime porn. I was just curious and Shao showed me some previews. I didn't see any cartoon people having sex...instead, I saw a buncha big boobed cartoon girls running around screaming. That's about it.

This weekend has been INSANE. Talk about living up to doing something different. So yeah...Friday was the Beauty Bar and the Star Shoes thing...but TODAY...TODAY TOPPED IT ALL! We hit up almost 6 places today. It was crazy.

#1 Shopped at Hollywood & Highlands. Walked around Hollywood and stopped by Ripley's Believe it or not Museum and the Guiness Book of World Records Museum. Weird moment? Saw Carol's brother at Ripley's. What a freakin coincidence.

#2 Went to Groman's Chinese Theater. I know it's a touristy place...but I've never been before. Carol, being all Chinese pride and all, took a picture with John Wu's footprints. I, on the other hand, took a picture with John Wayne's footprints. Why John Wayne you ask? Cuz my feet are bigger than his footprints. As if I couldn't possibly feel more butched...

#3 We drove around for a bit and finally decided to have dinner at Saddleranch. We both get the fatty drinks and start sipping. I was hella jocking our waiter. He was pretty cute. But omg...Carol was all buzzed and acting like...errr...Carol. She was deaf and slow. Don't think I'm being mean here...cuz she'll say the same thing. Highlights? Carol spontaneously says..."Hey, it's dark now." I sat there for a few seconds in silence...trying to decode her enigma. Ask me to explain it in person cuz I can't even do it online. Then Carol took a sip of her drink and all of a sudden...she looked like she was about to barf. Turns out...she was trying to burp but trying to keep it in at the same time. *Again...ask for me to impersonate it.* We saw some white boys riding the bull and this one guy hella flashed his ass crack while he was riding the bull.

#4 Went to walk around Melrose so that we can digest all the food we ate. Carol straight up smelled like alcohol. hahahaha...and she was still buzzed. We didn't stay long in Melrose because most of the stores were closing.

#5 Went to Oldtown to walk off the rest of the calories consumed at the Saddle Ranch. We decided to go into a shoestore where a salesman said to Carol, "You looked tired." Carol responds with..."Oh...I'm just looking around." His response? "Umm...I said that you looked tired." AND he imitated to her how she looked. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I also saw Sophia's hottie friend walking around. *drool* We need a nickname for him btw.

#6 Went to Phoenix to get some drinks with Hank...aka. BEH. The subject of Gary Ho came up and I was seriously cringing like crazy. And Hank decides to be all retarded and write "GARY HO" on the window of my car. Now everytime I look over...I see that name. *shiver*

It was a pretty crazy day...especially since I've been up since 6AM. 18 hours man...it's time for me to crash.

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 12:40 AM