hahaha...ready for the story on Saturday??? I was basically running on 3 hours of sleep. After we got back from the bar in Oldtown on Friday, I still felt like I had a lot of alcohol in my system. So I had alcohol adrenaline and I couldn't sleep. I finally passed out at around 4am...but I had to wake up at 7am for work. *sigh*

So Alice and I decided to take a day trip to Santa Barbara...because she had this weird infatuation with riding those bike things. So we spent two hours riding the bikes...here's the list of things that occurred when we were riding the bike.

#1 Alice decides to bring her fat backpack...which added a few pounds onto our bike...making it hard to pedal. heh heh...

#2 We had the most bumpin bike on the beach. Alice brought her ghetto radio and I happened to find a hip hop/rap station. We were blasting it down the beach.

#3 Alice and I were trying to pick up a 5 year old mexican kid...cuz we wanted to give him a ride.

#4 We saw a duck that had a huge ass...I think it was pregnant or about to lay an egg...that duck whore.

#5 I was offered mouth to mouth services by some old white guy.

#6 We rode the bike through this tunnel and found ourselves at the onramp of the 101 Freeway.

#7 Alice was steering the bike...and in a fit of panic cuz there were on coming cars...she nearly rams my side of the bike into the wall.

#8 We made three U-Turns at the same intersection cuz we didn't know which direction to go.

#9 We saw a family of 13 fitting themselves into a bike for 6.

#10 Some teenage latino boy cut me off when I was steering. Not only did he cut me off, he gave me a "HA!" look. So we started peddling faster and tailgating him. Note to self...never try to beat a one person bike with a two person bike cuz it's like "racing a ferrari to a tank."

#11 After we cut him off...I took up two lanes of the road so that he couldn't cut us off again.

After our fun with riding around...we went to the pier and had dinner at Moby Dick's...*hee hee* It was the worst food I've ever had in my entire life. It felt like such a waste not to eat it...so Alice and I managed to stuff it down our throats. *bleh* Don't ever go to that crap restaurant...I was trying to tell the incoming customers to run away and hide cuz the food was SO BAD...but they didn't hear me.

After SB...we went to Camarillo cuz we're such shopaholics...but we didn't find anything appealing. *tear*

It was such a damn good weekend. Let's go to SB again...there's still places we haven't seen.

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 9:42 AM