Hahahaha...Carol...the Michelle Branch thing is fake. They also have one for Kristen Kreuk and all these other stars...just to fake people out.

But yeah...Lisa...I think we're even now...I held your hair and smelled your puke twice now AND I drove your car home to Glendora. WOO HOO!!! The debt has been lifted!!!

Man...last night was soooo nasty. Granted I had a lot of fun cuz of my buddies from Long Island...but omg...let me relive my part of the night for you since we weren't together for most of the time. Molestor molested me with a "think he was suave" move by brushing his hand against my chest to put his arm around my shoulders. I was like...SICK!!! But the ultimate was when Liuichi freakin caught both my hands in his one hand and used his other hand to squeeze my boooooooooooo-bies. VIOLATION TO THE MAX!!! I was like...STOOOOOOOP!!! But he was drunk and he wasn't listening. Then he goes to say..."Man...I approve of what you have." I was like..."Shut the f*ck." And then he came at me again...so I was like...omg. No one could stop him...and he's all..."You know you got titties right?" I was like..."Don't ever touch me again." Then he picked me up from behind and squeezed the life out of me. My guy friends were like...STOP...PUT HER DOWN!!! So he put me down and slapped me on my ass...HARD. He's such a maniac. I'm gonna yell at him later for being such a jackass.

Did you know that if your boobs get rough treatment...you're more proned to getting breast cancer?

I mean...I still had fun dancing and all cuz I really liked the music...but YUCK...what a freakin night.

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 9:55 AM