Hey guys...here's a lil something that I found to be interesting...I got it out of Men's Health Magazine. It's an article that analyzes the kinda impression a girl gives off when she has...

BODY GLITTER...If she's wearing body glitter or crystals, she wants to sparkle just like they do. She's girlish and fun, curious and playful, and she still believes in magic. In fact, she's looking for a Prince Charming to put some real twinkle on her finger. Might be you. But check to be sure she's legal first. Teenagers love that stuff.

A TATTOO ON THE SMALL OF BACK suggests a woman who is secretly sexual. The sacrum is an overlooked but highly sensual spot, where most women love ot be touched. She's essentially telling you to "press here." This type of tattoo, especially if it's a tribal design, also connotes spirituality and a wider perspective on reality. "Bring her aromatherapy candles," says Krakaw, "and be sure to ask what her tattoo means. Lower-back tattoos are usually very personal.

NAILS A woman with long, elaborately painted fingernails is trying to create the illusion of class. She may be a supermarket cashier, a bank teller, or an assembly-line riveter who's trying to disguise the fact that she's a menial laborer. Be wary for two reason. First, artificial nails are twice as likely to harbor bacteria, which could lead to a nasty infection if she rakes your back during sex. And second, this woman values an elegant lifestyle in which she doesn't have to work. She's looking to be pampered and protected. Think high-maintenance.

A SMALL TATTOO ON HER PUBIC BONE OR ATOP HER BREAST may indicate she's coming off a bad relationship. "Some women, especially older ones, get tattooed in private places to reassert ownership of their bodies," says Krakow. A sun design or a butterfly may represent her desire to rise again and be free. To win her broken heart, do just one thing: Listen.

A TINY TATTOO ON THE ANKLE signifies a good girl who wants to be bad. She probably works in a professional environment that frowns on tats, so she picked one that's less likely to be noticed. A rose symbolizes love and romance. An angel represents protection. Fairies connote nature and magic. A dolphin is phallic. And twin cherries, well, you can only imagine. Buy her a few drinks and let her sassy side emerge. And keep in mind that any woman with a tattoo likes a lil pain with pleasure. Says Krakow, "Getting a tattoo on a place with no body fat, like the ankle, hurts more. But it's sensuous pain--the warmth of the needle and the sting." Looks like it's your lucky day, pal--finally, a girl who doesn't mind pricks.

As for stupid Krakow...she obviously never got a tattoo on her foot...it's DEFINITELY not sensuous pain. It's more like...ripping your hair out..wanting to scream...kinda pain. Stupid Ho...trying to play it down like it's nothing.

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 10:12 PM