Hey whatever...I didn't mind sitting at McCormick's for an hour waiting for my friends to show up. I had my buddy, Long Island, to keep me company. It didn't matter that people kept coming up to me and asking if the chair next to me was available for the taking. The waitress was nice though...she kept asking me if I was hungry and if I wanted anything to eat. But I didn't wanna make my situation more odd by eating and drinking alcohol by myself. But yeah...seriously...white people dancing reminds me of one word...*Convulsions*.
And white people spittin game...HAHAHAHAHA. Let me tell you the story I told Alice. There were these two gringos standing by my table...and the taller chick was like..."Ohmigoodness...the guy in the white dress shirt is sooo cute." The shorter chick's all..."Which one?" *about to turn around* The taller girl was like..."Don't turn around. He's coming over right now. 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock..." By then...I HAD to turn around to see who she was talking about. Right when the guy walks by them...they start talking about the weather. hahahaha. Then there were these middle aged middle eastern people oogling every girl walking by. It was soooo gross. They're all..."ooooh...look at that one. Look at her walk...owwwww." Sickness man. Dogs...all of them. Then there was this really drunk white girl walking up to my table. Her cell phone rings and she answers. OMG...it was like she was deaf or something...cuz she kept yelling into the phone. And since she was standing right next to me and facing me...she was practically yelling at me. I was like...wtf? But she was too drunk to notice my "look".
Yeah...but WOO HOO!!! SC's going to the CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! GO TROJANS...it's your birfday...sip bacardi...like it's your birfday.
Did your brother only apply to UC's? Is affirmative action being applied again? If so...everyone's gonna get jacked again.
b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 11:28 AM
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