Holy crap you guys...I just slept for 12 hours straight. I passed out last night at around 9PM...and I just woke up. But anyway...here's MY VERSION of the weekend...so bear with me cuz it's gonna be a lil long.
Okay...so Friday night...at the bar. I was about to go to the bathroom when I noticed a fobby asian guy sitting next to me at the bar. He was clearly here by himself. So right before I jetted off to pee...I told Carol to work her game so that we can get free drinks. When I came back from the bathroom, I see that she didn't make any effort because she was staring blankly at the bar and he was still drinking his drink.
Right when I was about to sit in my chair, I accidentally kneed him in the thigh cuz the freakin bar stools were so damn close to each other. I said sorry...whatever whatever...and he started talking to me. OHMIGOD. This guy would NOT shut up. He smelled like moth balls. He had a lisp. He kept spitting. Okay...this is mean...but normally...if a guy doesn't buy me a drink within two minutes of talking to him...I turn around and leave. So he did offer to buy me a drink early on in the conversation, but I said no...cuz I didn't wanna feel obligated to talk to this guy.
So I started hitting Carol on the knee to ask for help...but I don't know if she understood cuz she was too busy text messaging Lisa & Alice about my misfortune. SERIOUSLY guys...he would NOT stop talking. You know...normally...I would have cut in and said something and turned around to talk to Carol. But I didn't even have a chance. So I decided to tap Carol a second time...but a lil harder...but guess what. HER CHAIR WAS EMPTY. She ditched me!!! I was like...wtf?! So I turned around...and she's chillin with all our friends that just arrived. I'm like...HELLO?!?!! A LIL HELP HERE!!! But this is Carol's way of helping. She walks behind the fob and she stares at me...waiting for me to show a facial expression that says HELP. But it's not like I can do that because the fob's looking at me...so he would have seen it too. Then she turns around and walks away...so again...I'm defenseless. So I'm sitting there scheming...cuz I needed to get myself out of the situation. So I excused myself to go to the bathroom...came back and said that it was nice to meet him *blah blah blah*...and ran to my friends.
TO FREAKIN CAROL and everyone...here's some tips...
#1 I don't talk to guys at bars cuz I'm anti-social.
#2 If I talk to a guy...and it's been more than 2 minutes...SAVE ME...cuz the cheap ass is not gonna buy me a drink.
Those are two VERY simple rooooools.
b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 9:21 AM
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