Airing out our crap...
Friday, May 02, 2003

Alright...so Iraq jams his finger playing basketball yesterday...and he's freaking out cuz it's turning blue and purple. And he seriously thinks he needs to go to the hospital.

Jessica: you retard...you don't need to go to the doctor for a jammed finger.

So he keeps whining and bitching about it...

Jessica: omg...just go to the doctor...maybe he can sew your mouth shut.

Later on in the day...Iraq's talking to Taiwan.

Iraq: So yah, Jessica told me not to go to the doctor. Please tell the head bosses in Taiwan that if I die, to sue Jessica. It will be all her fault.
Taiwan: *chuckles*
Jessica *BITCH mode*: Tell the head honchos in Taiwan to send over a basketball coach so they can teach Sam how to play ball.

Then I spent the next 5 mins raggin on Iraq and how he's a dumbass and how he can't play ball. I think I was so mean that he finally shut up and looked down.

On another note, I managed to cut all 4 of my fingers from PAPER. =P Bad karma...no more bagging on Iraq for now.

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