Alright...so let me tell you about the graduation party. Warning... this entry will be super long.

On Friday, we all went to the Hard Rock Cafe at the Beverly Center for Shao's graduation party. It was so freakin crowded. I saw people from high school that I haven't seen in 5 years. But that's not where the story starts. This is where the story begins...

So I'm chillin off to the side...about to go walk around when Mr. X grabbed me...pushed me so that I'm in between him and Sean. Then he proceeds to start freaking and grinding on my BEEEhind. I kept slapping at Sean for help but he just stood there with a huge grin on face. @#$*! Afterwards...I decided...why not...dancing with Mr. X couldn't hurt...not for a little while at least. But about 2 minutes into the song...I didn't feel like dancing with him anymore...so I turned around to see if there was anyone who could pull me away. So while I was looking around...he started gravitating closer...and closer...and that's when I felt it. Mr. Lil X. I was so shocked that I couldn't think for at least 10 seconds. Then I turned around to back away. Just in time, Irene taps me on the shoulder and I mouth to her..."SAVE ME!" So lucky for me...she pulled me away.

This is when I run to Carol and tell her..."MR. X HAD A BONER!!!" While I had the most disturbed and petrified facial expression...Carol was laughing her @$$ off. I don't remember telling too many more people...maybe just a couple more about the incident...but all of a sudden...Shao comes running up and he's all laughing...saying...

"I HEARD THAT MR. X HAD A BONER WHEN HE WAS DANCING WITH YOU!!!"
Me: *gasp* "WHO TOLD YOU?!"
Shao: *drunken stupor* I don't remember.

Then he proceeds to hump my leg and say..."Was it like this? Did it feel like this?" I kept trying to push him away but he was stuck on me like glue.

"STOOOOOOOOP SHAO!!! GET OFF!!!"
Shao, of course, kept going..."hahaha...just like this huh?"
Me: "No Shao...it wasn't like that. I don't even feel anything...must be cuz you're too small."
Shao: "NOOO...IT'S CUZ I CAN'T GET IT UP AROUND YOU."

mmm...thanks.

So while I was busy hiding from the boner man...Alice was on the other side of the bar downing drink after drink. When Henry came along asking for Alice...that's when we realized that she had been MIA and none of us have seen her for a while. That's when the hunt began. I went to the bathroom to see if she was there. "ALICE...ALLLLIIICE!!!" *No answer* The bitches in line were like..."Girl...there's no Alice in here." And like a dumbass that I am...I believed them and walked out. Right when I walked out, some guy's all..."Alice is in there...I've been waiting outside for her." So it was back in the bathroom for me again. "ALLLLIIIIICE!!!" I walked over to the stall that was the most quiet...and leaned in close to see if I can hear the sounds of yacking. Without being completely sure...I hung onto the door and somehow managed to pull myself up a little so I can see who's in the bathroom. Lucky for me...I saw Alice hunched over the toilet. I started pounding on the door telling her to open up...but she either didn't understand or didn't hear me. That's when I had to bust out my ghetto tricks that I learned at USC. I took Carol's driver's license *thinking it was mine* and managed to unlock the door and barge in. Just in time to hold Alice's hair back and watch her puke. *Lovely*

We decided to take Alice back home. Carol was too buzzed to drive so I had to take Carol's car and find Ruby's apartment so we can pick up Alice's car. Shao decided to ride with us. He was sooooo rowdy in the car. I was trying to concentrate on driving a car that I'm unfamiliar with and he was all yelling and talking jibberish. Okay...this is the boring part...so I'm going to just skip it.

We parked at Shao's apartment and I had Henry sit with Alice in the car while I went upstairs to relieve my bladder. When I went back downstairs...Shao and Henry were both hanging out in the car while Alice was passed out in the back. That's when the lecture began. Shao was riled up for some reason...and he turned to Alice...with one finger pointing at her face...he starts yelling. "WHY DO YOU DRINK? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?! LIFE ISN'T ALL ABOUT DRINKING AND PRADA PURSES!" And this continues for the next 20 minutes. I was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe. But after all the sitting and waiting for people to sober up and people to stop yacking...heh heh...we left for home at around 4:30AM.

Lucky me...I had a chance to drive Alice's car when the gas tank was on empty. I kept praying cuz I didn't want the car to stop in the middle of the freeway. We finally made it home at 5:00 AM. Didn't actually fall asleep until 5:30 AM.

Then woke up at 7:00 AM for work. *ahh...this is the life.*

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 8:11 AM