Airing out our crap...
Friday, August 01, 2003

Hey...what time are you guys leaving for Vegas today???

Oh man...I'd choose the guy with the lobster claw hands...that way there will be no touching. No touching indeed. Imagine dating a guy with a missing eye...I wouldn't even be able to look at his face.

Here's another hypothetical situation...
Say you were stuck on a deserted island with a super duper gruper nasty guy with flies flying around him...and his hair's all matted down with grease. (Imagine Fat Bastard from Austin Powers but 100x worse) After spending the first few days on the island...he lets you in on a secret. He actually has a motorboat that can take you back to the mainland...the catch? You have to do the nasty with him at least 20 times before he'll give you the keys...and he's hidden the keys somewhere in his folds of fat. So...the deal is...would you do the two backed monster with him at 20 times to get the keys...or would you rather stay on the island with the obese tub of lard for the rest of your life?

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 11:36 AM

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Shoutouts to Denise, Jennet, and Sabrina for inviting us four weirdos to Vegas.

SHOUTOUTS to ALL of you guys for coming to my birthday party. YOU GUYS ARE THE BESTEST!!!

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