Airing out our crap...
Tuesday, September 23, 2003

Story time!

Okay...so yesterday...I was driving over to Westwood...and I was stuck in MAJOR traffic cuz there was a four car pile-up. Out of the corner of my eye...I noticed this white 5-series beamer drive by...but I don't really think anything cuz usually...the guys driving those cars are white haired white men or elderly asian ladies. So the car drives a lil bit past mine and stops...and the driver turned all the way around and looked into my car. It kinda caught me off guard cuz I'm only used to Mexicans doing that kinda ish. But this guy looked like he was Chinese, young, and not too bad looking...a lil fobby though...but fobbiness isn't too bad. So I was like...omg omg...what to do?? what to do??? Then I remember Lisa saying something about car flirting...and I was like...hmm...I'll do that. (Keep in mind...all these thought occurred in less than 5 seconds.) So I smiled at him...but I guess I looked kinda spastic/constipated cuz the smile was really forced cuz I didn't know what the hell I was doing. And since the cars in front of me were going soooo slow and his lane was going a lil faster...I never caught up to him. *sigh* That was my lame attempt to car flirt. THE END.

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