Lisa??? Alice??? Any response to Producers & Chicago???

Oh okay...so today...my boss asked me to go with her to Pomona to look at some trade show booth displays. (BTW...Alice, I picked up some booth designs for you if you're interested.) Well anyway...when she usually asks me to go to places with her, it usually means that I have to drive. Which totally sucks cuz my car freaking guzzles gas like no other AND I have mileage to worry about. So I was trying to be all sneaky today...like not take out my car keys and stuff when my boss asked to leave. So I guess she got the hint that I wanted her to drive. BAD IDEA. Either she knows how to play the "I'm gonna drive badly so I never have to drive again" game or she REALLY IS A BAD DRIVER. You know...when people drive badly, I don't usually get scared cuz I've sat in people's cars for the past 22 years...but ooohmigoodness. First of all...she shakes when she drives. She can't seem to hold the steering wheel straight. And then...when she changes lanes on the freeway...she brakes to a near stop...and waits for all these cars to pass before she can manage to get herself in the other lane. And when she changes lanes, she doesn't turn her head to see if there are any cars in the other lane. I thought we were safe when we finally exited off the freeway but nooooooo...she ran a stop sign...then when the left turn light was on red...she tried to make a left turn until I started yelling out..."RED LIGHT RED LIGHT!" And the funny thing is...those things don't seem to bother her...but when we were in a parking lot and we were going in the wrong direction...she all of a sudden stepped on her brakes really really hard...and said...*gasp* "We're going in the wrong direction!" I was like...uhh...it's okay.

Hahaha...I totally jinxed myself this time. =P And you know...when she sits in my car...she always grips the handles super tight...and okay...I'm not a good driver...but I can't be half as bad as her...*I hope*.

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 5:11 PM