OMG...could I be MORE attractive? Not only is my face f*cked up...and I have a nasty limp...
but today...as I was walking out of the office to go to my car...my gimp foot got caught on some grass and I fell on all fours. Thus leaving the knees of my black pants dirty and grass stained. I tried wiping off the greenery...but it's not coming off!!!
hahaha...the guys at speed dating are really gonna be in for a treat when they see me tonight.
b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 2:50 PM
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