Hello from Dallas.

Let me tell you guys about my trip so far...

On the way over here to Dallas, we encountered some turbulence. It was bumpy enough for Henry to get air sick and throw up in the bathroom--TWICE. His face looked gray, probably because he's too dark to turn pale.

Shao picked us up at the airport and took us to a restaurant called Humperdink's. It's like an Applebee's type restaurant. YUM. Then we went to his apartment and watched Mulan on DVD. While we were at his apartment, my phone rang. The caller ID flashed a number that I didn't recognize. When I answered the phone, some ghetto guy was yelling in the background, so I said, "You have the wrong number," then I hung up. Then my phone rang again with the same number. I was like...wtf?? So I answered, "HELLO?!" Turns out, it was Alfred calling. He was driving at 150mph from Oklahoma to Dallas. Needless to say, he got a ticket.

When 11pm hit, Shao and I took a couple tequila shots at his apartment and then headed over to his other friend's apartment party. I was totally out of my element. There were white people everywhere. So what did I do to make myself feel more comfortable? I drank. The grossest comments made that night was that people assumed that Henry was my "man". UGH. Everytime someone said that, Henry and I would scoot farther away from each other.

After the apartment party, I was pretty buzzed. Shao decided to take us to an asian club so that we can check out the scene. HOLY CRAP. These guys were soooooooooo unbelievably short. Not only that, they were mainly buttnohdohnais. I vaguely recall saying something like, if I stuck out my hands, someone there must have a nail file on hand to give me a manicure. Yes, I'm racist. Sue me. I bought a long island and a bud light for Shao all for the whopping price of FIVE DOLLARS. It was sooooo cheap. Hooray!

We went to this little diner called Cafe Brazil. I don't really recall what I ate, but I do remember spilling my food on the table because I was lacking hand-eye coordination. We finally made it back to Shao's apartment. Somehow, the subject of #2 came up. I can't really recall the conversation, but at some point, I called her a stupid ho for not liking Henry. hahahaha. I think Shao was laughing silently cuz Henry didn't seem too happy about the comment. We didn't go to sleep until 4:30am because Shao and Henry were playing video games really loudly, while I clung onto the bed because the room was spinning.

At about 6am, I started to feel really hot, like the heater was on too high. I woke up and realized that it was because Shao was spooning me. ACK. So I laid flat on my back to put a stop to the spooning. I closed my eyes, but then I felt this hot breath on my neck. UGH. So I turned and I slept face down. At 6:30am, Shao turned a little and he had his knee to my back. Being that I was only sleeping on 1/4 of the bed, I really had no place to go. At 7am, I shifted so that I was on my back again, and Shao shifted as well, settling his elbow right on my boob. I thought he would move his arm, but he didn't! And he was snoring too! So F*CK, I ended up getting out of bed cuz I couldn't sleep anymore.

The End. I'll post more tomorrow morning. =)

Whoa...Henry just talked in his sleep. Gonna get closer so I can hear what he's saying.

b*tched by Devilish Angel @ 5:08 AM